See me in (long) shorts here:
Hear me in (short) shorts here:
Viv: Oh look at you guys!
R Thigh: Geez Viv, did you think we left? We've been here all along under all the dresses.
L Thigh: Yeah, if you hate us, why don't you take us to the gym or something!
Viv: UMM! I do!! Like every day! Why don't YOU cooperate and stop looking like that!
R: Well, we all ARE 30 now, it takes more work, you know.
Viv: Well... that's true I guess. Dang it.
L: Yeah, and we all like to have wine! And extra sleep.
R: You know, we like skirts and dresses more than shorts anyway!
Viv: That IS true Lefty, we DO like dresses better.
L: Screw the shorts, Viv.
Viv: Yeah, screw the shorts. Let's get me some wine.
End of story.
Viv, if I had your thighs I'd wear shorts everyday. You look fabulous.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe I just read this... I can't believe you are complaining about YOUR thighs... unbelievable... you are insane... I think you are PERFECT
ReplyDeleteLOVIN' your blog!!! Can't believe I just now found it! (finally started figuring out stuff on Facebook and saw the link).
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, I agree w/ D on this- your thighs are TEENY!!! But I'm also with you about shorts in general... nothing above the knee on these legs!
Luv ya, babe!
Uhm I'm pretty sure you have NOTHING to worry about and that your legs look ridiculously long and amazing in shorts.
ReplyDeleteIf I can go in public with my cottage cheese and stretch marks and not evoke terror, fo dang sho you can!
I just found you through Kendi's 30/30 links! I'm doing a version of the challenge, too. You can find me over at http://www.aprettypennyblog.com. Looking forward to following your progress, and good luck! :)
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