See me in (long) shorts here:
Hear me in (short) shorts here:
Viv: Oh look at you guys!
R Thigh: Geez Viv, did you think we left? We've been here all along under all the dresses.
L Thigh: Yeah, if you hate us, why don't you take us to the gym or something!
Viv: UMM! I do!! Like every day! Why don't YOU cooperate and stop looking like that!
R: Well, we all ARE 30 now, it takes more work, you know.
Viv: Well... that's true I guess. Dang it.
L: Yeah, and we all like to have wine! And extra sleep.
R: You know, we like skirts and dresses more than shorts anyway!
Viv: That IS true Lefty, we DO like dresses better.
L: Screw the shorts, Viv.
Viv: Yeah, screw the shorts. Let's get me some wine.
End of story.