If I had not told you I went to the beach yesterday, you would think I had never been to the beach in my entire life, right?
Dude, look at my friggin legs!
Now I know why Chris and Tina brought me (and H, who's coloring is not nearly as offensive) to the beach... because when the people who were already there saw my ghostly-ness they shielded their eyes, gathered their towels, flip flops, buckets, lounge chairs ... left behind their coolers and half- eaten sandwiches and maybe even their less favored children... and evacuated the scene as quickly as possible. Making more room for us!
Sorry for blinding everyone in the Tri-State area!
I actually chose to wear these shorts partly because I thought my legs had just a little more color than they did 2 days ago. But, no. They do not.
*I am numbering the days of the 30 for 30 along with everyone else, even though I am starting one day late. Today is day 2.
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