Saturday

CROCS


I knew I would see this, sooner or later... Crocs. Friggin Crocs. I hate them. I hate them SO bad. It was worse a few years back, when they first flooded the universe! But, apparently they're still around... I guess, now that its getting warmer they're coming out again. Clearly, this is a tourist wearing them, which does not make it any better. Unless you are a DOCTOR or a TODDLER, PLEASE, DO NOT WEAR CROCS.

Oh, how bout we ask my Panel of Judges how they feel about Crocs, shall we? This will be fun.

V: Tim? What do you think of Crocs?
TG: Dreadful. Utterly dreadful. I don't want them in my presence. I think the box they come in is more attractive.
V: Stacy? Crocs? Hello... Stacy?
SL: (silence)
V: Clinton?
CK: (silence)
V: apparently Stacy and Clinton are still at Saturday morning brunch having mimosas. They probably heard I was going to ask them about Crocs and they kept drinking.
V: Anna, what do you think about Crocs?
AW: No answer.
V: Anna Wintour doesn't know what Crocs are, ok, that's how bad they are.

End of discussion. Please never wear Crocs. And if you see this guy, tell him.

7 comments:

  1. When our civilization is gone and reduced to fossils in the earth, some archaeologist is going to dig up some Crocs that will be perfectly preserved. He/she will then create a whole civilization around this discovery. Wonder what they'll call it? EFH

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  2. The only time I liked Crocs was when they first came out.
    NO....I didn't LIKE them to wear them, but I liked them because I bought stock in the company since everyone had them on. It went from $4 a share to $56 a share. I sold the stock and bought some fierce black boots.
    :-)

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  3. NICE going f8!! Crocs= ew Black boots= so sexy!

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  4. I hate Crocs. Friends who wear them say "They're so comfortable."

    1) I can't imagine that plastic shoes are comfortable.

    2) Who cares if they are comfortable? They're god-awful ugly.

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  5. i hate crocs too! give me your husbands email and ill email him a link to the marc jacobs bag! LOL

    www.walkoffashion.com

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  6. V: Deandra, what do you think of crocs?
    D: You mean crocodiles or alligators?
    V: No, silly, I mean the shoes?
    D. Oh gross, I like the animal better. I think we should let people who wear crocs, wear them in a crocodile infested pond. That would be cool.
    V: What about chefs who wear them?
    D. Chef Batalie wears orange ones, I'm not sure why but it's his thing. I don't like them, but I'll still eat at his restaurant.
    V: Thanks for the insight.
    D: You're very welcome. :)

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