I knew I would see this, sooner or later... Crocs. Friggin Crocs. I hate them. I hate them SO bad. It was worse a few years back, when they first flooded the universe! But, apparently they're still around... I guess, now that its getting warmer they're coming out again. Clearly, this is a tourist wearing them, which does not make it any better. Unless you are a DOCTOR or a TODDLER, PLEASE, DO NOT WEAR CROCS.
Oh, how bout we ask my Panel of Judges how they feel about Crocs, shall we? This will be fun.
V: Tim? What do you think of Crocs?
TG: Dreadful. Utterly dreadful. I don't want them in my presence. I think the box they come in is more attractive.
V: Stacy? Crocs? Hello... Stacy?
V: apparently Stacy and Clinton are still at Saturday morning brunch having mimosas. They probably heard I was going to ask them about Crocs and they kept drinking.
V: Anna, what do you think about Crocs?
AW: No answer.
V: Anna Wintour doesn't know what Crocs are, ok, that's how bad they are.
End of discussion. Please never wear Crocs. And if you see this guy, tell him.