Shorts Shorts Shorts

I design pants.

Pants and shorts. Pants shorts pants shorts pants shorts. All day long. In case you have not noticed pants have been trending -big time- this year, and now so are shorts. You may say, duh Viv. Its Summer, people always wear shorts in Summer. Well, obviously they wear shorts during the Summer, more than they do any other time of the year, Smart-ass. But shorts are more important than usual this year. They come in more lengths, they have different types of pockets and hems, and waistbands... people are buying and wearing lots and lots of shorts, and if you are not also doing this, you should be.

See these girls?

Please know this about wearing shorts this Summer:

1. If your shorts are squeezing any part of your body, which then creates 2 parts. Please do not wear these shorts.

2. If you are not able to sit, eat, walk or breathe in your shorts (denim specifically). Please do not wear these shorts.

3. Please do not wear shorts that are meant to be worn to the gym, anywhere other than to the gym.

4. Please do not wear shorts that belong to a man, unless you are a man.

5. Although I support wearing heels with shorts, please do not wear heels with either of the shorts mentioned in points 1 or 2.

Have fun wearing your shorts. Or not.

Sunday morning... really??

I took this pic on Sunday morning at 9 am. We were on our way to church, and H turned to me and said "GET OUT YOUR CAMERA" . I spotted the target and we actually followed her out of the station, but alas, I only got this fanny shot. I am terribly sorry I couldn't get a front view for you, but I really wanted to spare your eyeballs from popping out of their poor little sockets. Mine fell right out on the corner of 77th and Lex.

I am dying to hear your thoughts.