For example, please read the following conversation between myself and H, and you will understand.
Viv: I kinda want a fur vest.
H: A fur vest? Like a cave woman? Like dog fur?
Viv: Um, no Hon, like we have see everywhere, in every store window. They are suuuper hot.
H: Looks like a dog. Like a shaggy dog. You will need to brush it.
Viv: (hopeless, blank stare into space)
*Please see below the fur vests that DO NOT look like dog fur, and that, alas, Viv will never have because she loves H.
LOFT
No dog fur was used in the making of these vests or this blog post.